It was not funny. Not even a little bit, not even when he donned a fake mustache and sombrero and launched into a vaguely racist Mexican accent.
But readers, the reason I'm ready to dislike him based off of a two minute bit that went south (of the border and comedically) is because he took my job. Yes, that job should've been mine. Not only am I funnier. Not only do I not wear douchey, tinted glasses. But I have put my commitment to Jon Stewart above my professional goals by mentioning my ardor for him in countless cover letters.Below is one of the cover letters I sent out during my time living in Los Angeles. Surprisingly the "Jon Stewart" letter actually got me a lot of interviews. And then they met me.
Dear Mr. Bustamante:
I know that you probably tire of hearing this but I’ll say it anyway: I am in love with Jon Stewart. That’s why I had to move from
Maybe you’ve read this far and are amused by the introductory paragraph but do not think that I possess the smarts necessary to work as an assistant. Allow me to allay those fears: I have a diploma from the
I hope this letter conveys that I have sufficient intelligence and quirks for a career in entertainment and not as evidence that I should be committed. I look forward to discussing the administrative assistant position with you.
Thanks and have a great day.
Sincerely,
Debra Meyers
P.S. I can type 55 WPM, which means it took me about five minutes to type this cover letter.
2 comments:
That's a good letter! Seriously, I didn't think Gad was Bad. At least not as bad as Wyatt usually is.
The funniest one is the English fellow... Sam Bee is also pretty good, and Rob Riggle (although he's left the show).
Really? You thought he was okay? What has living in Berkley done to your wit?
As for the English fellow, John Olliver. I met him and I made him laugh. Twice.
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