Not So Random Ads

Some of you might have realized that I've recently sold out and monetized my blog. I apologize if the ads distract you from the delicate cotton candy pink background or from my hilarious tales of public humiliation, but a girl's gotta eat and pay her therapist to help her deal with the shame her disclosures cause her. (I'm crying on the inside, folks.)

Anyway, if you've cared to check out the products that are now advertised on this page, you'd notice that the types of items can be broken down into three categories: gymnastics attire, Jewish lifecycle events services (dating, weddings, funeral) and dance classes.

It makes me proud knowing that my blog can bring together readers of so many different backgrounds and interests, that from clicking around on this someone can find their bashert (that's Jewish soul mate), buy a crushed velvet leotard and learn to shake and shimmy. On occasion, you can find links to Jewish cremation services but since when is that a Jewish way of body disposal? Damn reformim! (I kid, I kid.) Perhaps I'm experiencing some sort of blogger amnesia, but when have I ever written a post about Jewish burial ritual that would inspire my Google overlords to place a related ad in the sidebar?

But is it possible that some of my readers will be interested in all of the ads? That somewhere out there is a person, a rare Jewish-b-girl-gymnast fusion that will purchase from all of the aforementioned categories. Perhaps he/she/it looks a little something like this:

Or this:

Or maybe this is my perfect reader:

(all composites were done Holly Hosman)

I can only wonder what kind of ads will pop up after I publish this post.