No Hetero

A comment left by JSolid on the No Homo entry was so funny it merited a blog post of its very own.

I present you with the unabashedly pro-gay response, the "No Hetero" rap, sure to be a Top 40 hit.

I'm sitting on the dick
and lovin' it - No hetero.
I'm a top to your bottom,
and a bottom to your top,
If the abs are a six pack
Don't stop - no hetero!
My t-shirt's tight and I'm cruising spots,
I want ass-cheek-dimples on someone hot-to-trot,
I'm a genuine friend of Dorothys
So get on your knees and please -
No hetero!