Thursday, November 5, 2009

Just say no...to condoms.

Many decry the Jewish legal prohibition against mixed gender touch as being overly excessive. Why draw the line so far back, all the way at handshakes? Why not just place the limit at premarital sex?

Because of this:

When premarital sex is the one and only line in the sand then the warnings end up on your condoms. So let the rabbis rail against hand holding and women sitting at the front of the bus because I don't ever want to encounter R' Moshe Feinstein's visage on a package of Trojans. (Or the Chabad Rebbe. What would that one look like? We want Moshiach now...so don't spill your seed and create thousands of demons instead of Jewish souls.)

But what exactly is the pontiff warning against? Is he saying no to sex? Or to contraception? And while his words say "No" his raise the roof body language screams "Yes!"

My final question: What does it say about the man who can maintain an erection in the face of this?

4 comments:

Avi said...

I think that man would be a very big Star Wars fan.

liquidcrystalz said...

He can't read English, but understands the international language of love?

Shoshana said...

i think there should be a na nana nananananananan nachman musical condom...except people might not be doing the right dance AHAHA

Dvora Meyers said...

I think a NaNaNa dance would be awesome foreplay..or mood killer? Hard to tell which one.