Would you suck on her teat?
I was leaving the Union Square subway stop yesterday when I noticed a sign for "Milk Chocolate."I saw a man handing out free samples. I bounded over, eager for a piece, and that's when I noticed a word above "milk."
Camel.
As in camel milk. Now many of you know I eat "out" vegetarian food in un-hechshered restaurants. I don't ask too many questions. I don't care if my pizza was in the oven next to a slab of bacon and is therefore covered in bacon essence because bacon essence is delicious.
But camel milk chocolate? I rode a camel when I was in Israel. It's a nasty animal and Hollywood has yet to make it cuddly and likable in a film. I'd sooner eat pig milk chocolate. At least pigs have a long history of being cute- from Charlotte's Web to Babe.
Contains 10% camel spit
5 comments:
It's teat.
Also, you'd eat *pig* milk chocolate? Ew.
the emperor's new groove!!
@zero calorie substitute- thanks for the spelling correction.
Obviously you don't travel much to make silly comments about camel milk. And then to say you would have pig milk, wow
I have had the camel milk chocolate and taste much better than cow milk chocolate.
And to clue you in, they have had much success, so far in the states.
Cameldelite.com is where you can buy from online. I have ordered a few times, and my friends and family. Or pick up at one of the many spots to carry locally here in NYC
This commentor is clearly delusional. He prefers to eat and drink milk from cuddly animals only. Are you a pedifile or something? Do you have to have a relationship with the animal from which you drink milk from? Surely this guy is into beastiality. Get a life. If you have even tried camel milk chocolate, you would shut your yapper. The stuff is amazing and healthier than cow's milk. I've never tried pig's milk. You are a sick individual.
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