A few days I bemoaned the fact that the New York Times (and also the Daily News) seem to jump on any story about Jews- no matter how trivial or ridiculous or both. Well, I take that back, New York Times because today (and on Sunday in print) I have gotten my first official clip from the venerable Grey Lady called, "Will the Real Brooklyn Please Stand Up?" It can be found online here and will be printed in the Sunday paper in the Metropolitan section.
Yes, I've renamed the borough Fakelyn. And yes, I know I will be kicked out of every monosyllabic shop from Cloth to Whisk. And yes, I know I've probably offended a few of my own, dear personal friends.
But it was worth it!